Brent continues his optimisation journey from his post last week. This week he's stepped it up and improving PHP database processing performance from 50k to 1.7MILLION events per second through combined inserts, moving calculations to PHP, and fine-tuning queries. Another great deep dive into practical performance optimisation techniques that any Laravel developer can apply to their own database-heavy operations and who knows maybe you can take those slow jobs into lightning fast ones.

A detailed walkthrough of optimizing a Laravel event sourcing system that processes 11 million analytics records, showing how to improve performance from 30 events per second to much faster processing speeds. The post covers practical techniques like removing unnecessary sorting, optimizing database queries, and rebuilding projectors efficiently.

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